I was buying a laundry bag as suggested by my housemate and didn't realise how cool the English is in there. It is so amazing, why not I type it out for you all to read! By the way, FengY is noob since he only knows the existence of a laundry bag about 3 weeks ago. LOL
The manufacturer is Clean Home Daily-using Commodity Co.,Ltd. A funny long name if you ask me, not the slightest bit of creativity or catchy at all! But this is just the beginning. On the top left hand corner of it, there is some words which read New product of 21th century. I had a good laugh at this. Not about the 21th but about the new product. I guess FengY is not so noob after all since it is a new product of the 21th century. How new can it be, I wonder?
So, anyway, since this is the first time I used it, naturally I thought of reading the instructions first. And boy did I have more laughs.
Usage Direction:
Choose suitable bag before washing. (As if I don't know, I won't be using a rubbish bag right) When filling clothes, make it less than 2/3 of the bag's subage. (Until now I don't know what subage is, what do you reckon?) Put into washing machine after drawing zipper.
Characteristics:(sounds like describing the bag)
Protect clothes, reduce rolling and distortion in washing maching and make clothes in previous state. (No maching is not my typo ^^ and how does it make my clothes into it's previous state? Can it be as new and as clean?)
Mesh disperse runing water. Bag surface cooperate with washing machine and makes washing easier and quiklier. (Cooperate with washing machine, LOL, like some business partner! And quiklier, super LOL)
Protect crock of washing machine and lengthen the usage of washing machine. (The first word that came into my mind while reading crock was crotch and I thought.. Hmm.. crotch of washing machine don't make sense and I googled out the meaning of crock and it still don't make sense)
Made of quilified material and being durable, it is the perfect washing article of modern family. (I have absolutely nothing to say. LOL)
Anyway it was definitely a good laugh when my housemates and I read it and Seremban will continue to amaze us with it's hilarious kampong style activities =)
The manufacturer is Clean Home Daily-using Commodity Co.,Ltd. A funny long name if you ask me, not the slightest bit of creativity or catchy at all! But this is just the beginning. On the top left hand corner of it, there is some words which read New product of 21th century. I had a good laugh at this. Not about the 21th but about the new product. I guess FengY is not so noob after all since it is a new product of the 21th century. How new can it be, I wonder?
So, anyway, since this is the first time I used it, naturally I thought of reading the instructions first. And boy did I have more laughs.
Usage Direction:
Choose suitable bag before washing. (As if I don't know, I won't be using a rubbish bag right) When filling clothes, make it less than 2/3 of the bag's subage. (Until now I don't know what subage is, what do you reckon?) Put into washing machine after drawing zipper.
Characteristics:(sounds like describing the bag)
Protect clothes, reduce rolling and distortion in washing maching and make clothes in previous state. (No maching is not my typo ^^ and how does it make my clothes into it's previous state? Can it be as new and as clean?)
Mesh disperse runing water. Bag surface cooperate with washing machine and makes washing easier and quiklier. (Cooperate with washing machine, LOL, like some business partner! And quiklier, super LOL)
Protect crock of washing machine and lengthen the usage of washing machine. (The first word that came into my mind while reading crock was crotch and I thought.. Hmm.. crotch of washing machine don't make sense and I googled out the meaning of crock and it still don't make sense)
Made of quilified material and being durable, it is the perfect washing article of modern family. (I have absolutely nothing to say. LOL)
Anyway it was definitely a good laugh when my housemates and I read it and Seremban will continue to amaze us with it's hilarious kampong style activities =)

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