BLUE PIGEON..And It Ain't A PC Bird

My friend Pat sent this to me and struck a funny bone..and I have to wonder if if the guy has a blue left winger he could turn loose in Washington DC

The Blue Pigeon

The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a
plague of pigeons in Phoenix. The mayor could
not remove the pigeons from the city. All of
Phoenix was full of pigeon poop. The people of
Phoenix couldn't walk on the sidewalks or drive
on the roads. It was costing a fortune to try to
keep the streets and sidewalks clean.

One day a man came to City Hall and offered the
Mayor a proposition. "I can rid your beautiful
city of its plague of pigeons without cost to the
city. But, you must promise not to ask me any
questions. Or, you can pay me five million dollars
and ask one question."

The mayor considered the offer briefly and
accepted the free proposition. The next day the
man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his
coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon
circled in the air and flew up into the bright
blue Arizona sky. All the pigeons in Phoenix saw
the blue pigeon. They gathered up behind the blue
pigeon. The Phoenix pigeons followed the
blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.

The next day the blue pigeon returned completely
alone to the man atop City Hall. The Mayor was very
impressed. He thought the man and the blue
pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to
rid Phoenix of the plague of pigeons.

Even though the man with the pigeon had charged
nothing, the mayor presented him with a check for
5 million dollars and told the man that,
indeed, he did have a question to ask and even
though they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid
the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 5
million just to get to ask ONE question!

The man accepted the money and told the mayor to
ask his question.

The mayor asked: "Do you have a blue Mexican?"